Thursday, May 12, 2011

Schwarzenegger's Back As The TermiDater!!


After the recent announcement of the separation between Arnold Schwarzenegger and wife, Maria Schriver, NBC wanted to pull at this heartbreak with a golden opportunity. Yes, break-ups are sad, but who wouldn’t want to capitalize on it? And that’s just what NBC was thinking. NBC proposed the ex-governor with a reality television series. The show The TermiDater will launch next season that directly rips off The Bachelor, and will include Arnold recycling he old popular catch phrases from the late ‘80s.

In the battle of finding true love again, he will eliminate 25 girls until he finds his match. When women are eliminated, renown catch phrases such as “Hasta La Vista, Baby”, “I’ll Be Back [but you won’t be]”, and of course we will expect to hear others throughout the scripted reality dialogue like “It’s not a tumor”, “who’s your daddy,” and “yakkety yak, don’t talk back.” Show will include high-impact action scenes, the mansion blowing up, terrorists, and that kid from Kindergarten Cop. And provocative Jacuzzi scenes where the Austrian meathead constantly asks where his twin brother is and says things like, “my back teeth are floating” will also be interjected.

Most people on a reality dating series use the show as a way to up the rep of their acting careers, but Arnold says he’s specifically doing it to find love again. Based on the prior thought, one could only concede that Arnold is going to need this show to refresh his “good” acting skills with his upcoming movie “Termintor 10?” The man wasn’t kidding; he will be back, and it seems like he’ll never go away.