Chevy Release of 2011 Motor Vehicle: ReVOLTing

While saving Chevy/GM and Chrysler's asses last year with an enormous automobile bailout, Chevy made the promise to ensure the bailout was essential to keep the company from collapsing and people losing their jobs. After much efforts to design a prototype that fit the standards of a green-growing economy and to appeal to the needs of its consumers, Chevy launched its new automobile ensuring that it will be the best performance vehicle of 2011. Chevy recently launched its ad campaign that promoted the new car. Chevy knew it could not continue lying to the American public come another year; it decided to be very upfront with its advertising. Chevy's automobile--The Revolting-- hit billboards everywhere with its honest advertising that got people feeling doubtful of the progress Chevy has made-- and ultimately wished wished wished--that they had never bailed them out in the first place. Seems like this bailout turned out to be a major car crash in decision making. On another note, it appears that FiAT bought out Chrysler. They knew their only chance to successfully sell the hunks of junk was to throw in an air freshener, a big breasted Italian woman, and a bottle of wine. Prego!