A recently popular shoe was recalled the other day due to a production malfunction and lack of quality control among the product. A considerable amount of women in the Southern California area noticed certain changes in their bodies and couldn't help but think that the shoe was to blame. The shoe called Shape-Ups has an elevated support system to help control and tone calves and buttocks, as well as tone your core. But after much concern, the company realized a particular batch of the Shape-Ups were misshaped and that all the calculations of the shoe had been inverted.
Once used, the women were under the assumption they were toning their calves and the backside of their lower body. But due to the inversion of the calculations, women were now actually toning their shins, their pelvic regions, and what some women considered their FUPAs (Fat Under Pussy Area). A toned "front" and a sagging backside did not, empirically, make women more appealing. Not to mention, as women were committing social suicide by wearing these goofy shoes, people weren't just focusing on the atrocious contours of the canoe shoe, but the canoe shape that appeared in the front of their spandex pants. Shape-Ups is urging all women to stop wearing the shoes immediately in order to effectively combat their "battle with the bulge." As some women have committed to wearing looser, less obvious pants in the meantime, the 'unbelievable transformation" got some consumers taking superfluous amounts of estrogen supplements.
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