Ok well, maybe not half, but all heterosexual males, this study reconfirmed what we have known for centuries: men only have two emotions. After a PET scan of the brain, scientists we able to locate highly concentrated areas of two emotions in the frontal lobe. After a variety of tests, these areas lit up the most significantly when men were either eating or having sex. With extensive analysis, the study confirmed men only experience two feelings: hungry and horny. Forget sympathy, empathy, distraught, apprehensive. No, no, no. And when we performed these two activities in sequence, the results were astounding. One would think by the thermogenesis on the graph, this man’s head would explode. So I guess after he’s done boning, he’d also really like a sandwich.
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