A new product hit the shelves the other day and starting getting all the buzz with the most skeptical consumers. A new shampoo called Brainwash was unveiled last week and many have reported its astounding effects. One lady reported, “Not only does it leave your hair all silky and smooth, but I don’t hate my life or the economy any more, and most importantly, I don’t think the Obama administration is that fucking retarded in ballooning the national debt.” Wow! To many, that may have seemed like disconnected thinking, or that this lady was kinda nutso, but the power behind Brainwash was self-evident. It’s a shampoo to help you wash all those blues away, especially for any pessimist who’s getting all Negative-Nancy about society. Just shampoo into scalp and let the chemicals seep into your brain leaving it all fuzzy and warm-feeling. Intense feelings of optimism and exuberance kick in why lathering which can then be stabilized with a conditioning treatment or you can let it balance out while it dries. Best part is that it’s cheap, over-the-counter, and you don’t even need a prescription. Take that, Prozac! And while you’re at the store, don’t forget to pick up some of the Jim Jones’ Kool-Aid for some easy resting.
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