Blind Area Man Claims He His An Eye For Design

Area man from Scottsdale, Arizona has captivated the hearts of hundreds as he experiments with his avant-garde approach to design. The blind man, 32 years old, says that it’s not about color theory or even hierarchical arrangement of the elements, but really is what about doing whatever the fuck you wanted, and giving your movement its own powerful name. He continued, “Yah, most people fell for minimalism and Warholism as a means to putting in the least amount of effort and charging a good amount of money for a genuine piece of crap. Hell, I’m not going to smash my guitar into my wall or have someone shoot me and call it the Fluxus movement. Yoko can shove it. But I am gonna explore the inner beings of my soul through limited paint mediums with pre-existing wall installations. The classic evolution of my paintings took on a completely natural form that evolved out of my carpal tunnel and inability to distinguish among various colors. It was quite candid, so I call my movement Candida.” Ok that’s a pretty gross title for a movement in and of itself, but take a look below at some of the masterpieces that have caught the eye of many in Arizona.