Every Tsunami To Be Named After A Black Rapper

You got it. From now on, every tsunami is to be named after a black rapper. This concept proved itself to be more effective than numerically measuring to the magnitude behind the tsunami; the severity of the disaster would now be paralleled to the varying degrees of bad-assness of the rapper being mentioned. Recently, a tsunami was issued off the coast of New Zealand and was later cancel because it’s magnitude imposed no severe threats to the coast of the country. They initially called this tsunami Jay-Z because upfront the tsunami seemed hard-core, but later trickledout with no real threatening substance. Meteorologists and the Weather Council later went back and renamed older tsunamis Master P, Lil Wayne, and Suge Knight, for their unsuspecting threatening behaviors to countries’ infrastructures as a whole. On another note, all double rainbows will be now referred to as Justin Biebers.