Area Boy Confuses Euthanasia For The Prolific Birth Rate in China

As the headline reads, the area boy, in fact, confused the word euthanasia with an increased rate of the birth of children in China. Besides merely just butting into someone's conversation, he continued to respond to the unknown strangers with points about China's booming economy and how we're all fucked and something of that nature. After five minutes of digressing into a diatribe about globalization, he was finally able to dig out that piece of gold from his nasal cavity. You tell 'em, Timmy, and keep reaching for the gold!