Snooki Upchucks a Book Release for 2011

Snooki, a popular and intoxicated reality personality from the show Jersey Shore, stepped away from her Adios Motherfucker for a couple minutes to talk about her upcoming book release in 2011. She wants the book to reflect her and all her talents as a young female and says,

"Well, like, I want them to capture the really 'Snooki': with awwl my lawng hair and like lawts a boyz and like nailz is impawtant too and like the beach and all dat guud stuff."

After not much of a surprise to learn that Snooki has only read two books in her life, her ghostwriter decided to go with something that Snooki herself, could be able to read and understand.

Snooki's coloring book, Color That Lush By Number, has five specialty colors: orange, black, orange, hot mess, and guido. Snooki's signature perfume is also set to launch the same year entitled Inebriare which combines the delicate scents of rum, tequila, vodka, and floor mat.