Yesterday, word has it that Heidi Montag was offered role in Gremlins: The Musical. She was not cast for her talented singing ability, but the director felt with all the cosmetic surgery she has undergone in the past year or so, her extreme transformation allowed her to be completely ready for the role. Montag agreed immediately, not because she knew she could lip sync and roll around in the sand in a pink bikini, but because she really needed the attention.
She told us, "I guess I just have this really strong desire to one-up Audrina Patridge's performance on Dancing With The Stars. I mean, I can totally prance around, and my Triple H breasts give me all the resistance training and core work out I need."
She bitched and moaned for about the next hour or so about how no one pays attention to her and blahblahblah and the thirty new procedures to take place after the film. But, she did say this: "All I know is that it costs a lot to look this perfect. And look, now I'm a starring role in Gremlins. Never heard of it, or seen it, or know what it's about, but it sounds cute!"
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