Somewhere in Venice, California yesterday, police apprehended a young sophomoric delinquent on Pacific Ave near the boardwalk for shoplifting a water pipe, pair of sunglasses, and some hemp flavored lollypops. Upon confiscating the items from the quixotic adolescent, the two police men found approximately an eighth of an ounce of marijuana in his back pocket. All items were then taken into custody and released the young man with a warning.
Later that same afternoon, the same adolescent called 911 to report that his pot had been stolen and that he wanted to file a police report. He thought the police officer on the other side of the line sounded familiar, but half way through the report, he forgot why he was calling. A few minutes later he tried to call back to file another stolen item of his, but he couldn't find the bluetooth he was just using that was connected to his ear. Forgetting again shortly after that, he laughed hysterically to himself, realized the bluetooth was a blue potato chip, and ate the june bug that had landed on his ear.
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