New Study Classifies Happiness As An Abnormal Psychological Disorder

After several studies, conclusive data proves that happiness in a psychological disorder. Although many people have not been diagnosed with this disorder, it has be proven that this rare disorder has been seen among certain people. Happiness occurs in the brain with large clusters of neurons lighting up in the brain and in the central nervous system. Although the study reveals that happiness is statistically abnormal, the disorder has been seen in super peppy cheerleaders, Playboy bunnies, overly-elated workout instructors, and housewives in holiday sweaters. Scientists are looking more closely at these particular individuals to see--what in fact--causes this excessive abnormal happiness and treat it accordingly with certain medications called Debbie Downers, exposure to long periods of traffic, printer jams, burnt dinners, screaming children, and wrinkles.