Brrrrrrrrr... It might seem that it's really starting to cool down this season, but who ever thought the reason could be a new alternative to liposuction that is being tested in some health centers across the United States. With all the hype of fat freezing, could this be a new method of fat reduction that really truly does suck? The vacuum-like device adheres to your body--like a parasitic money-leaching ex-spouse--sucking everything and freezing it off. By freezing these women's fat asses, the fat cells are destroyed in the process. While they're still waiting for FDA approval to market, herds of women have been cited flying to the Northwestern Territory of Canada, standing out in the bitter cold of Beyond Fucking Existence with their asses in the air and their fingers crossed.
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