NORAD Suspects Ninja Missile May Be Linked To Ninja Cat

No one knows where this ninja missile came from this morning and what it was even trying to accomplish. NORAD--also clueless--said it was busy at the time of the ninja missile launch for reasons of "having our heads up our asses." Other security facilities also twiddled thumbs, denied any notice of the ninja bomb, and even went as far as to blame Ninja Cat for the "practical joke."