A new study was released the other day that showed that money really does buy happiness. People had reported increased euphoria when they shopped compulsively versus buying just one thing. Others reported they fought with their spouses more about splitting the bill, cutting out dinner and a movie date night, and straight up sitting around doing nothing. "I feel like shit, I need to buy something," the woman exclaimed. She also mentioned, "if you really loved me you'd buy me that diamond ring, already! None of that Kay crap!" Several diamond rings have not been purchased this season, resulting in a steady decline in overall happiness which is being combatted by double-dosing on a drug called Fukitol.
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