Obama announced earlier today about his plans for fixing the deficit. Not only does he feel ObamaCare has some serious means of fixing our deficit, but also plans an even more determined plan of action.
As he addressed the nation, Obama stated,
"We are going through some tough times. And we can't fix it all at once. It's going to take some time to get through all this. Now, my Cabinet and I thought long and hard about it, and we think we've come up with something substantial--something everyone can agree on. With the help of Doc and Marty McFly, we've decided to go ahead and reintroduce the Delorium to help get through this madness. Basically, we're just gonna go back in time and act like this never happened. Also part of the new ObamaCare makes sure everyone gets a hoverboard. Any questions?"
One man asked, "How much is this going to cost all of us?" Silence....Obama reassured the nation maybe just another trillion to a bajillion dollars, but that it would be well worth it in the long-run. ;) Other plans included stuffing all the money under the nation's mattress, investing in the lotto, and running off to Vegas and putting everything on black.
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