Due to heightened alerts for terrorism during the holiday season, very thorough pat downs have been enforced as people pass through security screening checks at the airport upon boarding their flights. Although this thorough screening freaked people out about the touchy-feely groping and invasions of privacy, TSA reiterated that this was purely a security measure. But one man was not pressured by the extensive pat down and found himself quite aroused by the measure. Officer Sheila Rodriguez was forced to take action against a man who--when patted down--pointed his member at her while searching for hidden weapons and explosives. He responded that he could not control his concealed weapon of love and proceeded to compliment her, ask her for her number, and to take her to dinner.
"If she could have this kind of affect on me while going through standard security measures, imagine what she could do behind closed doors. The uniform's really hot too. Man I'd like her to use her taser on me." Rodriguez overlooked the erect salutation and allowed him to pass through. But the pervert walked back through baggage claim only to re-enter in the departure lines so he could let Rodriguez search him one more time.
"This time I want you to search for my heart," he said. He was soon handcuffed for his public indecency as well as sexual harassment, which only made the pervert even more aroused. The pervert's uncensored performance led officers to question if it could be possible to turn terrorists into perverts. Or maybe some people really should have their junk blown off.
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