In a time when the economic climate has been quite bleak, social networking has become a way to connect with potential employers with hopes of landing a job. Just the way Facebook may be a place for friends you haven’t yet slept with, one New Yorker named Terry took it upon herself to climb the social ladder by using this similar tactic on LinkedIn. Always labeled a ‘corporate whore’ who wanted to ‘stick it to the man,’ she used this language when seeking out a new job.
“If I decided seek out a ’Friends with Benefits Plan’ with a potential boss I found on LinkedIn, I figured that would cover both medical and dental.” Even though the Manhattan corporate whore has received her MBA from Wharton, she interpreted terms like ‘market penetration’ to mean having a little quick sex in Aisle 5 to get her a job. Although Terry hasn’t been able to land a job yet—besides the ones she does with her hand—she’s not giving up until she goes from hand job to blowjob to dream job.
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