Gravity Disproves Theory That Apples Don't Fall That Far From The Tree

Because apples don't fall far from the tree, unless you're on a giant cliff, mother fucker, then that shit falls like way far away. Because gravity makes things fall down. And falling down from a cliff is a long way. And a long way isn't close to the tree, meaning that they do fall far from trees. "Disproves" means to prove opposite of, and "theory", well, it's a made up thing that no one cares to dispute. And a tree is that thing in the photo. Good, so we're clear.