Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Girlfriend Tells Computer Boyfriend To Stop Hiding Behind His Algorithm


A young woman from San Jose, California was disillusioned last Tuesday by the failed misperception of her counterpart. A computer engineer from Silicon Valley, where popular start-ups like Facebook launched the most popular social network in the world, decided to implant popular algorithmic methodology into “his own social life.”

He responded, “Ok, yea, so I gave her the promise of an immaculate, fully functioning algorithm. All she did was find the fault in everything. Total blow to my algo.”

She has her own words: “I’m just dealing with a bunch of mal-data. He lied about his effective calculability on various topics of conversation. Excuses like his server crashing and that he just couldn’t process anything I was saying. Typical automated reasoning. So I just let him have it. And told him to stop hiding behind his algorithm. It just wasn’t working.”

He proceeded to let her know that he wasn’t going to take this abuse anymore and calculated her frustrations into his algorithm, so when another fight occurred, the calculation resulted in a landing page popping up that said “error, too much activity going on, please come back later” and then fell asleep.


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