With all the talk and jibber jabber of ‘Occupy Wall Street’ for the past months or so, Congress launched its own initiative as a response to protesters everywhere called ‘Occupy My Time.’ After a long, long vacation Congress took and no one in Washington D.C. to pass bills in order to “get things done,” Congress admitted that, even though they have jobs, they really didn’t do anything with them.
“Basically, we sit in our seats all day arguing this, filibustering that, making puppet gestures with our hands that mock Obama’s hopeful insights to job creation… blah blah blah. We all break for three hours lunches then watch some Dems fall asleep at the podium while advocating ‘serious change.’ We proposed the idea of ‘Occupy My Time’ so we can actually say we're 'getting things done.' Ok, we can't, not really, but you get the idea."
“We’ve realized the slowed rate of job creation has come to a halt, so we empathize with the protesters for not having anything to do all day. Hell, the only reason we sit inside all day is so we don’t have to stand outside all day. We get chairs so it’s great. ‘Occupy My Time’ is a presumptuous initiative for us to look more productive than we actually are. It’s great and it gives the illusion to the public we’re actually getting things done. Who could argue with that? Yea they argue they are the 99%; we’re the 1%. And that 1% really only works at 15% efficiency. So, are we really that different after all?”
With ‘Occupy Wall Street’ and now ‘Occupy My Time’ in full- effect, the result is clear: whether you have a job or not, nothing ever gets done. God Bless America!
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